Since we don’t have any photos yet (ahem – Raif!), let me take this opportunity to say that there’s a new genre of writing being created on this very site. Let’s call it Food Erotica, where sometimes there will be no pictures, but the meal will be described so poetically that you can imagine it better than a camera could capture the experience. I mean this is why fiction and poetry still exist, long after the invention of film.
Even Selfie doesn’t advocate taking pictures of your every meal. “That’s stupid and boring,” as he puts it. “Now, taking pictures of people eating, cooking, opening a restaurant, closing a restaurant, that’s interesting. And not very stupid at all.”
So we invite you to #Nofapyourfood and use your imagination.
-F/S
P.S. Sometimes we will be fapping our food. #Fapyourfood. Confused? So are we, because as we mentioned in our Manifesto, we both hate foodies and selfies.
P.P.S. I love how our page basically shouts “porn site”:
