Selfie, n. inf. – A photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and shared via social media.
Yo, I’m “Selfie” is what I guess I’m calling myself since Brett is “Foodie”. Don’t get it twisted: I like food too. It’s just that I also like taking pictures. Not just of food. I used to be called Raif. My mom still calls me that. Also, this is my other website (Psst, don’t tell Brett). Get it? Raifsoars.com? Because my name is Raif Sorensen. Sometimes I even spell it with the Norwegian ø like this: Raif Sørensen. But you can’t have a URL with ø apparently. I’m also half Syrian, so you might call me رائف Sørensen.
I found this incredibly unhelpful way to pronounce my name, but the acrostic will make my Syrian grandmother happy 🙂
